dong: are you gonna drink after or what?
me: well i can't drink.
dong: you are 8 kinds of boring right now. your aura is going to kill the textsfromlastnight vibe.
me: you don't know how fat i got. all i've been doing is eating el taurino and drinking my ass off.
dong: that's the LIFE.
me: the life of a fatass.
dong: a fatass texting machine.
me: well i can't drink.
dong: you are 8 kinds of boring right now. your aura is going to kill the textsfromlastnight vibe.
me: you don't know how fat i got. all i've been doing is eating el taurino and drinking my ass off.
dong: that's the LIFE.
me: the life of a fatass.
dong: a fatass texting machine.